organicandhappy:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

Yep


11 hours ago // 228,748 notes
a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via glitterandnightmares)


18 hours ago // 87,092 notes
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. Kiera Cass  (via seabelle)

(Source: maxonshreaves, via teatravelandtraining)


3 days ago // 101,941 notes
s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE
meetyourinnerstrength:

This made me laugh way too much hahahah
thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
meetyourinnerstrength:

This made me laugh way too much hahahah
overgifs:

i sometimes think about this girl i hope she’s well
dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump